After many of you asking after them, we finally have our Diddy Dongs ready! These little guys are made from exactly the same stuff as our fullsize toys, but stand just over an inch tall. The Diddies come in random colours and models – we won’t always be able to honour requests for specific types, but we’ll make sure to give you a good variety of shapes.

They aren’t meant for insertion, so please be sensible with ‘em – otherwise, enjoy these tiny counterparts to our toy range! Add them to a toy order or buy them on their own (we’ll keep shipping as cheap as we can!).

Just to be clear, there’s no refunds or returns offered on the Diddies; you buy a random goodie-bag of them!