Sausage Roll

$115.81

Out of stock

No two are alike, it's baked goods after all... Every Sausage Roll has its own patina. Expect your roll to be unique!

Pre-Made and ready to ship from a limited inventory.

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Sausage Roll

$115.81

Out of stock

No two are alike, it's baked goods after all... Every Sausage Roll has its own patina. Expect your roll to be unique!

Pre-Made and ready to ship from a limited inventory.

The sausage roll: A British staple.
 
Flaky and sausage-y.
But we thought, what if it didn't come with the sausage? Introducing...

THE

SAUSAGE ROLL

You add your sausage

Finally...

Food you can

FUCK

Bring along your own spicy meat and complete this penetrable pastry yourself.
 
 
Cast in our classic, highly durable penetrable silicone, the sausage roll is soft and pliable - and discreet! Far from the explicit butts n' pussies you normally see, this thing will sit on your shelf looking like a decoration until you come to use it.
 
Rotocast with a toasted outside and a lighter pastry colour on the inside, for ultimate realism. It looks like it's just popped right out of the oven.
And when you do come to use it - those spacious, textured insides await! Ready to coax you into the soft, layered depths of this silicone treat.
The food fucker aficionados among you are probably asking: does it feel like plunging into pastry? Probably not! But we thought, hey, may as well make it feel good.
 
Looking a realistic experience? Submerge in warm water before use!

THIS IS A REAL TOY

WITH A LIMITED INVENTORY!

 

Pre-made and ready to ship.

Out of stock

Like any baked goods, no two rolls are alike and you will see some a little more burnt than others or some surface imperfections. It's made of our regular high-quality extra-soft silicone and is actually made to be fucked, have fun!

Finally...

Food you can

FUCK

 
The sausage roll: a British staple. Flaky and sausage-y.
But we thought, what if it didn't come with the sausage?

INTRODUCING

THE

SAUSAGE ROLL

You add your sausage

Bring along your own spicy meat and complete this penetrable pastry yourself.
 
Cast in our classic, highly durable penetrable silicone, the sausage roll is soft and pliable - and discreet! Far from the explicit butts n' pussies you normally see, this thing will sit on your shelf looking like a decoration until you come to use it.
Rotocast with a toasted outside and a lighter pastry colour on the inside, for ultimate realism. It looks like it's just popped right out of the oven.
 
Looking a realistic experience? Submerge in warm water before use!
 
And when you do come to use it - those spacious, textured insides await! Ready to coax you into the soft, layered depths of this silicone treat.
 
The food fucker aficionados among you are probably asking: does it feel like plunging into pastry? Probably not! But we thought, hey, may as well make it feel good.
 
 

THIS IS A REAL TOY WITH A LIMITED INVENTORY!

There's a good chance we'll never make it again!

 

Pre-made and ready to ship.

Out of stock

Like any baked goods, no two rolls are alike and you will see some a little more burnt than others or some surface imperfections. It's made of our regular high-quality extra-soft silicone and is actually made to be fucked, have fun!

Voice Acting by Gianni Matragrano

Background by Kevin Cochran