The sausage roll: A British staple.
Flaky and sausage-y.
But we thought, what if it didn't come with the sausage? Introducing...
THE
SAUSAGE ROLL
You add your sausage
Finally...
Food you can
FUCK
Bring along your own spicy meat and complete this penetrable pastry yourself.
Cast in our classic, highly durable penetrable silicone, the sausage roll is soft and pliable - and discreet! Far from the explicit butts n' pussies you normally see, this thing will sit on your shelf looking like a decoration until you come to use it.
Rotocast with a toasted outside and a lighter pastry colour on the inside, for ultimate realism. It looks like it's just popped right out of the oven.
And when you do come to use it - those spacious, textured insides await! Ready to coax you into the soft, layered depths of this silicone treat.
The food fucker aficionados among you are probably asking: does it feel like plunging into pastry? Probably not! But we thought, hey, may as well make it feel good.
Looking a realistic experience? Submerge in warm water before use!
THIS IS A REAL TOY WITH A LIMITED INVENTORY!
Like any baked goods, no two rolls are alike and you will see some a little more burnt than others or some surface imperfections. It's made of our regular high-quality extra-soft silicone and is actually made to be fucked, have fun!
